LOOK UP!!!!!
It's a bird!!!!
it's a plane!!!!!
Wait.....
I'm in my house.....
It's a smoke detector....
no, no. wait....
Is it a carbon monoxide detector?????
I DON'T KNOW!!!!
It's beeping!!!!!
HOW DO YOU GET THE COVER OFF?????
I CAN'T GET THE COVER OFF TO CHANGE THE BATTERY!!!!!
WHO DESIGNS THESE THINGS???
you're hanging sideways on a ladder,
trying not to fall on your @$$,
with your arms straining over your head,
fiddling with a little tab....
do you push it in????
do you pull it out????
are you going to break it, and then it will beep for
EVER AND EVER???
and while I'm venting....
why do these things give the warning beep that the battery is low,
in the middle of the @#$ night.
sooooo.. it wakes you up with adrenaline coursing through your veins....
AND NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK TO SLEEP
'CUZ IT SCARED THE #$% OUT OF YOU.
So you have to get up.....
in the middle of the night.....
make yourself a cup of decaf tea.....
and play a jigsaw game on the computer for an hour before you can go back to sleep.....
Thank goodness you're retired, so you can sleep late the next morning.....
Thank Goodness it's just the warning shot over the prow....
It's just beeping once every 12 or so hours.
It did it again last night, while I was watching TV....
Soooooo.....
Since I seem incapable of figuring out how to open the #$% sensor,
I have to wait for my handy man to come today and change the battery for me.
Because.....
I have been known to get a little frustrated and just yank the cover down.....
breaking the crummy safety device in my annoyance....
And then I would have to replace the whole damn thing.
Where upon it would happen all over again....
and again....
and again.
Sooooo.....
I need a tutorial on how to open a carbon monoxide sensor.
I will get it later today.
My life is very exciting.
Aren't you jealous?????
This is not my real post.
I just had to share first thing in the morning.....
I will do a decorating one later today.
if I feel like it.
I probably will.
Then again......
Later, Gator
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