Scary Story

Warning!!!!!

This is a scary story!!!!!

I don't usually blog on Mondays, but last night something truly 

chilling

happened!!!!!!!!

If you're easily scared.....

TURN BACK NOW!!!!

Last night.....

I was sitting in my den, playing a very intellectually challenging 

hidden objects computer game....

It was dark outside!!!!

No one was about.....

AND THERE CAME A RATTLING AT MY WINDOW!!!!!

I looked out and.....

no one was there!!!!

I chalked it up to the wind.....

Then it happened again.....

rattle

rattle

rattle

rattle

rattle

I looked up and no one was there.....

Now, my friend Lissette's husband, Sergio, (they live across the street)

has been know to play games on me.

So I went outside, thinking he was going to jump out and call 

BOO

He has done this in the past.....not the boo part, but banging on my door at  night, just to scare me when he's out walking Chloe (the wonderdog).

But no one was there.

dum da dum dum.......

So I said to myself....

Self!! there has to be a logical explanation....

What would Stephanie Plum do?????

So I used all my deductive reasoning, and looked closely at the window.....

and I saw something!!!!!!

Yep, I saw something......

I tell ya, I saw something!!!!

I got a little closer.....

a little closer.....

I have no idea what the hell that frog was up to,

 but he 

scared the @#$ out of me.

And he pooped on my window sill!!!!!

This is my first blog that has nothing to do with decorating, and I ended talking about poop.

I'm loosing my mind.

Later, Gator